Current Rank: 8
It is said that Ali WaWa approaches Shopping Carts as he approaches women, waiting for a line of 20 or so to form and then whisking off with them while no one is looking. He is reknown for his appreciation of wine and song. His true passion, however, is Shopping Cart Abuse. He once had his servants make up custom “Gummi Carts”, then proceeded to chew them up violently while lip-synching to Yanni played backwards. His recent affiliation with Shopper X brings the idea of disturbance to a new level.