All we know for sure about Mr. Sousa is that he was with Patch and Hot Wheels in the early days in Philadelphia. Now that Patch is focusing his efforts on the West Coast, Kaiser is believed to be the biggest operator on the East. It is said he is a patient, meticulous Abuser. Word has it his traditions include polishing a Cart before an abuse event, then reading a custom poem, and afterwards enjoying a delicious confectionary treat.

• the infamous K-Mart tape * audio requires Shockwave player 8.5 or above