Shopper X
Current Rank: 10
They say Shopper X likes to keep his eyes covered while
on the prowl because he navigates by sense of smell, triangulating
on the effervescent longtitude of grocery store owner
trust and the odiferous latitude of his dysfunctional
upbringing. He is respected in Shopping Cart Abuser circles
for his innovative use of props in Smash Rituals.
