Thank you for visiting the Confessional.
Please read the confessions of the lost souls listed below. If they have
left their email address and you have kind words to help ease their suffering
or commend them for sharing please do so. If temptations of Shopping Cart
abuse have taken you to the Devil's market you must click on the priest
to confess
your sins.
Never in my life have I done a more horrible thing that what I did to that defensless shopping cart. One cold and bitter night I snuck to the local grocery store, taking cover behind a car I searched for my prey. I found it, parked a bit away from its designated area. All alone and vulnerable, I couldn't resist it! I kidnapped that poor cart and kept it in my basement for almost two weeks before dumping the wreckage into the lake. At least I know there are others out there like me. I feel so dirty.
Name:
Adrian Email:
City:
maiden, nc usa
Confession:
413
Thursday January 20, 2005 - 01:57pm
this one time i stole a shoppingcart from my local food lion, took it home, and made love to it. it was a one night stand and i've never told anyone about it sense.
Name:
Brandon
City:
Bel Air, MD
Confession:
412
Tuesday January 18, 2005 - 09:07am
I am currently a cart attendant employed by Target. Is used to enjoy my job, the carts used to be my friends. Then they started teaming up against me, allying with the customers to make my life at work miserable! But I got them back! Ha! Just pushing them around into things isn't good enough. Now, it's in the way of oncoming delivery trucks! Haha! But I've started to calm down once again. I'm trying to befriend my beloved shopping carts once more. But it's hard. Pray for me. Pray that I may be successful in this endevour.
Name:
wouldnt you like to know Email:
City:
santy clairy
Confession:
411
Tuesday January 4, 2005 - 05:48pm
i dented a cart on perpose cuz i hated it shopping carts are ugly and icant spell and i know it so yeah. and i hate you
Name:
wouldnt you like to know Email:
City:
santy clairy
Confession:
410
Tuesday January 4, 2005 - 05:45pm
i dented a cart on perpose cuz i hated it
Name:
James
Confession:
409
Wednesday December 8, 2004 - 11:37pm
I pissed in a shopping cart at the Safeway and then gave it to someone who asked if I still needed it. It was great fun to watch food placed in a piss soaked cart. Next, I think I'll crap in one.
Name:
brady carlisle Email:
City:
Carroll, MB Canada
Confession:
408
Tuesday November 23, 2004 - 11:35am
I was driving my frends truck through the K-Mart Parking lot and there it was the cart with my frend no ware near I guned it plowing into the cart at 40 MilesPer Hour
Name:
Pure Evil Email:
City:
Hell, NV USA
Confession:
407
Friday November 5, 2004 - 03:53am
Have you ever amputated the wheels off of a cart? Seen the gleam from a pleading cart just before releasing your grip to watch if fall 100 feet into a river?? A big splash and then it sinks... shopping carts can't even swim! hee hee... my precious... my little cart. Who is going to help you? NO ONE! Sink down into the polluted water, and rest for ever in the mud, weeds, and fish poop. Thatās what you get, and deserve. The only thing more evil than me, are shopping carts. They must all be destroyed!
Name:
Son Tran Email:
City:
Tacoma, WA USA
Confession:
406
Wednesday October 27, 2004 - 03:41pm
once i had sex with a shopping cart and oh did that cold metal feel good! then afterwards me and some friends threw it off of a bridge onto a manhole that was sticking up out of the ground. It was beautiful to watch it break and make a loud crash. Yum. Im asian.
Name:
megan the magnificent seven Email:
Confession:
405
Monday October 25, 2004 - 12:21pm
umm, one time i put my dog in a shooping cart and took a picture(xanga.com/themagnificentseven) and another time me and my freind rolled down a hill in one and another time we stoll an abandoned shopping cart and pushed each other up the hill and abandoned it on the railroad tracks, the end
Name:
brad
Confession:
404
Wednesday October 6, 2004 - 08:01pm
I work for a city and as part of our job we go around picking up stollen and lost shopping carts. We return the good ones to their stores and the junk carts to the crusher. After awhile this gets very old and I get sick of store managers not caring that we take the time to get their carts back to them. So now I send all carts to the crusher. We get get payed for the carts and it makes me feel good
Name:
luznilla Email:
City:
hartford, ct usa
Confession:
403
Sunday September 26, 2004 - 04:12am
I don't care what you say, shopping cart abuse is funny as shit when done right... me and a buddy from oklahoma were in new jersey, we went to a shoprite after... well actually they were open... anyhow, the homedepot in the same lot wasnt atleast and i convinced him to go over there so we dont get caught ;) he had an old beater there with em (insured rental car anybody?) and screw pushing the cart all gently with the bumper, we did that first, but then just started slamming into the things head on with the car and it was HILARIOUS watching us smack into the cart and send it off flying all fucked the hell up, i begged him to stop to spare me from soaking my pants in urine i was laughign so hard =[
Name:
rennter Email:
Confession:
402
Saturday September 4, 2004 - 08:50pm
//SHOPPING CARTS ARENT EVEN ALIVE IM GONNA MOLEST 35 of them today..,....Bitch
Name:
leroy Email:
City:
t, f u
Confession:
401
Saturday September 4, 2004 - 08:47pm
One time me and my homeboys, were at the supermarket. We got the cart and took it home and we chopped it and lowered it. Thats how we got our hobby of turning shopping carts into go-carts and lowriders. We are going to continue this hobbie to the day we drop. - leroy
Name:
Nigel- the cool one
City:
pickmeawinner, Ca US-FING-A
Confession:
400
Saturday August 28, 2004 - 10:05pm
Today a friend and i took a few shopping carts and hurled them off 5 foot drops at the store but the night before we also kicked and thrashed about ......10 shopping carts wait okay i take that back it was 22 *sniff sniff* and then we had so much fun we decided we would do it atleast once a week or more!!! I am so proud of myslef i just can't contain it any more and i needed to let it out! But still i kinda feel bad about it acutlly.....i don't but still it is a confession for shopping cart abuse so i thought i would say to make everyone else who feels bad feel better but i am really not good and making people feel better so i will just make you all feel worse.....I LOVED IT I REALLY REALLY LOVED IT.....A broken cart a day keeps the doctor away!!!!! SO in the end i am very very very pleased with the work i have done in my cummunity and neighbor hood along with all the others who helped me....thank you that is all but i asure there will be more!!
