no one heard at all, not even the chair

The environmental consciousness bandwagon has a lot of steam, and now apparently furniture designers are clamoring to get on board. Supposedly eco-friendly, but truthfully eco-tarded, recycled shopping cart chairs are now fetching a pretty pence. The anglo-trash outfit Reestore is stocked with these items created by “designer” Max McMurdo. A more appropriate title for Max…how about mutilator? Or simply shopping cart abuser? The shopping cart serves as a vehicle for consumerism not as an object of one. Such irony sits with no comfort.

Shredding Me Softly

We have seen so many different horrific types of shopping cart abuse here at The Center we thought we might be becoming desensitized to it all. Then we saw the Shopping Cart vs. Shredder video. It is two minutes of sheer brutality. The video was made by SSI Shredding Systems, a company based, for all intents, in hell. Shopping carts are chewed up as easily as a Snickers bar in the hands of a fat kid.

The video is not for the feint of heart. It is our duty to present it here.